Money, money, money...

It can buy a House But not a Home,

It can buy a Bed But not Sleep,

It can buy a Clock But not Time,

It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge,

It can buy you a Position But not Respect,

It can buy you Medicine But not Health,

It can buy you Blood But not Life.

So you see, Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering. So send me all your money and I will suffer for you! A more true Friend you will never find.. =p